Jungtina Jamir
*hic hic hic* My brain feels empty, woozy and drippy, like it’s going to ooze its way through my head, out of my left ear (when I tilt it that way), onto the floor. Must be the booze I had last night. But I’m not gonna let that happen. I need my brain for stuff, like, um... living? Yea, that’ll work... Okay, so my brain’s main purpose is for me to live, so therefore, my liver and kidneys are trying to kill me... O My god my liver and kidneys are trying to kill me!!! Hmm... I’m going to stop them no matter what the cost! In fact, if I don’t act fast, their diabolical scheme may go unfoiled!
Settle down, settle down…I can do this... I just need to figure out what their plan is and then stop it! Think, think... If I were a liver or a kidney, how would I kill my body? For that matter, why would I want to kill my body? Well, I guess now I need to find a motive. Luckily, I know what a motive is! HA! I’m well on my way to foiling your plans, liver and kidneys! *hic*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Oh, wait, I’m not the evil one, so I can’t laugh like that.
Let’s see, why would my internal organs want me dead? Could there even be a logical reason? By the way, why am I talking to myself? O my god I just figured it out for real this time! My organs are sick of hearing me talk to myself! I can’t believe that I talk to organs!!
So, now that I know the motive, I need to do the foiling (I have no idea what I am doing, but I’m sure you all knew that)... Hmm... I could kill my organs, but then I’d die too, and they would succeed in their mission... I could kill myself, but that would have the same negative results... I could stop talking to myself and my organs, but there is no freakin’ way I’m doing that... ughh.. Think, brain, think! There has got to be a way to dispose of my organs without dying. Holy cow….I got it! A transplant. Woohoo, that’s it!!
Hold on a minute. My whole plan just got ruined due to an awful realization I just had now. If I did what I said I was going to do, then I would be doing exactly what my liver and kidneys want me to do! If they were removed, then they would go and save other peoples lives and they wouldn’t have to put up with me anymore! Oooh, how I hate them! That foils my whole plan!
Now I guess I’ll just have to hope my organs aren’t suicidal... Oh, but I’m still gonna have the operation for an extra kidney and liver half, so I’ll have another organ and a half to talk to!! *hic*
