Bob’s Banter

  • Think and Grow Rich..!
    Today our youth are so focused! said a father of one of the youth to me proudly. Focused on what? I asked.On what they want to do in life! How much money they want to make, and where they want to reach! sa
  • Ridiculous Percentages..!
    The wife told me we had to visit the neighbors this morning. She said we should take a box of sweets along with us. Whatever for? I asked, are they moving out?Their daughter passed her SSC. It is a big occasion
  • No Need for Men..!
    A few years ago, a scientist, Paul de Sousa of Edinburgh University announced at the BA Science Festival in Dublin that his team had succeeded in creating 'virgin embryos', or parthenotes, by stimulating a huma
  • The God Particle..!
    Many years ago, I sat in an apartment in New York listening to an interesting argument between an elderly man and a doctor, who had been a childhood friend of mine. They were talking about religion and the topi
  • The Modi Jacket..!
    Theres only one person who looks good in the Modi jacket, and thats the Prime Minister himself! Today, every tailor, throughout the country is rolling out thousands of yards of cloth stitching these new sleevel
  • Yuk! It's A Worm..!
    This morning I laughed as I read a comic strip where two ugly sea creatures at the bottom of the sea, awful squiggly, wriggly tentacles spread all over sea bed, bodies ugly, revolting, beady eyes peering from a
  • My Visiting Card..!
    Were getting a visiting card made for you sir! said someone on my staff, and I shuddered.  Its become fashionable today to hand out business cards or so it seems to me, as cards, nineteen to the dozen are
  • Many Red Sea Partings..!
    'Twas while walking in heaven a few years from today, I chanced to see two Israelites, trudging a little slowly, like theyd been forty years in the wilderness, so I asked the angel playing her harp at the side
  • Who’s Afraid of Afghanistan..!
    Come on China, come on Pakistan, were going to discuss Afghanistan! Why should we come? snigger the two countries as they slither away from the National Security Advisors meet. The others comprising India,
  • Bottled Love..!
    Cheap bottle, filled with cheap liquor, sat on a table in a cheap looking bar, looking craftily at a bedraggled man hunched in front. Cheers! said the cheap bottle of yellow fire.Hic, said the man. Burp, hic, b
  • The Soul Wife..!
    Was talking yesterday with a friend who had just undergone a bypass; he looked a little despondent. When I was in the hospital Bob, he said turning ashen, I suddenly realized that all that I had worked for and
  • Keep The Fizz Going..!
    Many authors have a brilliant idea, start a book and soon realize they are not writing anymore! And like those authors or writers, often we are very excited when given a new task, a new project or assignment; w
  • The Teakwood Box..!
    Dad? asked my elder one, whats happened to the friend you used to be quite fond of, the one who was like a brother to you?Weve fallen apart! I said gruffly.And you never tried to repair the relationship? she as
  • Hugging Our Fear..!
    No, no! Im not talking of the bear hugs being given worldwide, even to the Pope by a political leader! But years ago I spent some of my evenings with a friend who had a kidney problem. He had just got out of di
  • A Statue Bigger than Liberty..!
    There was a tapping on my window. It was midnight, and cold in the New York apartment where I was living. Whos that? I asked petrified. You dont get a tapping when you are so many floors up. I gently pushed the
  • Potholes are Good for Us..!
    Why is everyone complaining about potholes during the monsoons? Potholes are good and we need to appreciate the government for allowing us to keep them for such long periods of time. Come with me to a dinner pa
  • Never Wait Till the Last Moment..!
    Root canal job, and looks serious! said the dentist as he peered into my mouthIs it going to be expensive? I asked.This could take a few visits, said the doctor as I saw my bank balance sliding purposefully int
  • Trolls from the Woodwork..!
    The trolls of today are like worms from the woodwork! They roam the face of websites, whatsapp groups and have a huge online presence!In the good ole days, when one read or heard fairytales on ones mothers lap,
  • Don’t Feel the Sand in Your Shoes ..!
    As I walked this morning I felt sand.I frowned, then grinned, as I remembered a very rich man Id once interviewed, Didnt you have your share of headaches and problems as you made your millions? I asked him.Yes,
  • Ta-ta to Bedbugs in Business Class..!
    Even as Im thrilled, Tatas has bought Air-India, I remember the service I received on a few occasions when I flew business class, Yes sir! Please sir! What can I do for you sir! Will you have lobster for lunch
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