Bob’s Banter

  • NEET Justice and Our Mercy..!
    The pictures were heartbreaking.Young boys and girls stood outside NEET examination centres with tears streaming down their faces. Some stared helplessly at closed gates. Others pleaded with folded hands. Paren
  • Which Party Am I in Today.?
    Dont be surprised if this is a scene you soon witness somewhere in our country.A huge political rally is in progress. Loudspeakers are blaring, party workers are waving flags with religious devotion, television
  • Just Walk..!
    The disciples were battling a storm on the Sea of Galilee when they saw a figure walking towards them on the water. Terrified, they thought they were seeing a ghost. Then came the reassuring voice of Jesus."Tak
  • Collateral Damage..!
    This morning I witnessed a uniquely Indian engineering philosophy. It is called, "If something else breaks while doing the job, that is somebody else's problem."The tree cutters arrived to remove a dried jungle
  • Arresting the Rogue Captains..!
    Every few months we are treated to the same political circus. A party wins an election. Voters celebrate. Defeated parties lick their wounds. Commentators analyse the verdict. Then, just when everyone thinks th
  • Air India Building and Government Babus..!
    There are some views in Mumbai that should come with an entrance fee. Marine Drive at sunset. The Gateway standing proudly against the sea. And the magnificent view from the iconic Air India building. You stand
  • Storytelling Competition..!
    There is a storytelling competition going on across the world. Not in schools. Not in literary festivals. Not even in bookstores. This one is far more exciting.Because , the prize is total destruction.The conte
  • Trash..!
    Last night at the gymkhana I pressed the lift button to go down, the lift, however, had other ideas. It went up. I stepped out and immediately wondered whether I had accidentally reached the municipal garbage d
  • Speaking of Dad..!
    Something I have noticed over the years has always puzzled me.People love talking about God after He has done something for them.A man gets a promotion and immediately stands up in church and says, "Praise God,
  • The Missing Instruction Manual..!
    Last week I bought a small microphone. Nothing complicated. A simple gadget that helped transfer my stage whispers and soft asides to the recording machine. When I opened the box, out fell an instruction manual
  • Gratitude Heals the Past..!
    Some people seem to carry the past around like an old suitcase.The suitcase is torn, the handle is broken, and the contents smell musty, but they refuse to put it down. Every now and then they open it, pull out
  • A Black James Bond..!
    I have been following the debate about who should be the next James Bond, and one name keeps popping up like an unwanted advertisement on YouTube. Idris Elba. Every few months somebody says, "He should be Bond!
  • The Cockroach's Last Laugh..!
    This must have taken the wind completely out of the sails of the ruling dispensation.For years they had a favourite weapon. It was ridicule. Every speech, every television discussion, every social media exchang
  • Lockdown, Cracks, and Uneven Flyovers..!
    There was a time when a lockdown meant a dangerous virus was roaming the country. Today it means the people setting the NEET examination papers have been locked away from society till June 21st so they don't le
  • Just Give Us Dignity..!
    Two nights ago, I was invited to a meeting of the All India Payam E Insaniyat Forum. As I listened to the speakers, I was deeply impressed by the wonderful work being done. There were reports of feeding the hun
  • Your Fallen Walls..!
    "In all things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us." Romans 8:37The world tells us that victory comes after the battle. God tells us that victory comes before it.That is what makes faith look s
  • Pegasus and Temple Talk..!
    The white bearded village chief and his bald-headed deputy stood at the edge of the village where nobody would overhear them. They had chosen the spot carefully because of Pegasus, the invisible flying horse. N
  • Flooded Subway and Bullet Train Talk..!
    Over thirty-five years ago, on a dark and stormy Bombay night, I took what seemed an innocent right turn into the Andheri Subway. It turned out to be a swimming pool.The rain was pouring down. Visibility was po
  • Disqualifying Rahul from Prime Ministership..!
    Imagine a runner who has done well in the hundred metres. He has completed cross country races. He has survived marathons. He has trained for years. But when he arrives at the starting line of the four hundred
  • Of Mice and Men..!
    "There is only so much work a mouse can do!"I nearly fell off my chair. First, because my computer mouse had spoken. Second, because it was rebelling.This was a dangerous development. If the mouse could unionis
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