Bob’s Banter

  • An Unsuitable Suit..!
    Many years back while in business for my father, an interior designer, we would get a contract for the home of the managing director of some big company. Now in all probability I had already visited him in his
  • Reduce the Speed Limit..!
    When all over the world, better roads allow vehicles to be driven faster, t’was strange the Madras Hight Court ordered the reduction of speed limits from 120 kmph to the old limit of 80 kmph.But they were rig
  • Impotent Armchair Anger..!
    While having a discussion with a close friend of mine, “I told him, “There’s so much of anger, about rapes, potholes, economy mismanagement and poverty in the country! But I don’t see any change!”“B
  • I Have Problems..!
    How nice life would be with no problems, right? You get up in the morning, and there’s a calm, a peace, a wonderful feeling of quiet because, wow, there’s no problem!You smile to yourself, and drift back in
  • Be Yourself..!
    Today what the world needs are individuals.What we see more than before are clones. Though we are all created to look different, think different and speak different, we find safety in being similar, and therein
  • But Don't Stop Trusting...!
    Every day on opening my email I find kindly souls from Africa and now even India offering me vast sums of money if I hide the wealth some dictator has siphoned out of their country or that I’ve won a lottery.
  • Virus-T and A New Vaccine..!
    “The China Virus!” spouted Trump, every time he opened his mouth about Covid-19, and now with Afghanistan taken over by terrorists, terror may get a new name: Virus-T!The world looks fearfully at the world
  • Gentleman Jim..!
    Even now, nearly forty years after his death, from different households throughout the world flows out the rich, powerful voice of Jim Reeves. A strong baritone, he sang country, pop and gospel and even beat th
  • Anonymous Letters..!
    In the good old days, cowards drew out dagger or spear and hiding in a crowd, thrust their weapon into intended victim! Nobody knew who did the deed because the assassin was hidden well.Today, with CC TVs insta
  • Pushing Yourself Out of a Grave..!
    Many years ago, I worked as a salesman in my dad’s interior decoration company. Something that I feared and dreaded was to get a call in the morning from dad, that a customer who’s place we were supposed to
  • Death Through Cellphone Chatter..!
    I see many people talking on their cell phones while driving or riding their bikes, and to such as these do I bring back an article from my archives: The young man driving the latest fancy car had one arm on th
  • Self-Pity and the Snow Storm..!
    Many years ago while reading the book, Silas Marner by George Eliot, I remember the way one of the characters, Molly dies in a snow storm. She trudges through the falling snow and finding it increasingly diffic
  • Mouse and Motherboard..!
    India may be tops in IT, but for those who have not mastered mouse and motherboard, the changeover is a nightmare!A few years ago a writer friend of mine who was a diehard typewriter faithful finally was persua
  • Truth and Justice Chandrachud..!
    ‘..truth is both a sword and a shield in a democracy…” Justice Chandrachud“Impossible!” we shake our heads and say in disbelief.“That there’s actually someone who believes in the truth!” we whis
  • Ban Bridges and Lifts..!
    Three years ago Mumbai woke up to the scary news that a portion of a bridge in Andheri had collapsed. Soon all bridges were hurriedly scrutinized and the next morning’s paper mentioned three bridges had been
  • God’s Garlands for Us..!
    The old man looked out of his window. He saw his neighbour very surreptitiously placing a ladder on his side of the wall, then as he watched, the man very quietly climbed up, put his hand onto the other side wh
  • Woman Thrown Off Train..!
    ‘WOMAN RESISTS ROBBER ON TRAIN,” read the headlines, ‘AND FALLS ON TRACKS!’A few years ago I read about fifty-eight old Pratibha Tripathi, on a train to Bangalore, when a robber tries to snatch her hand
  • Four Penniless Richmen Meet A Billionaire..!
    Ah well dear folks this be an imaginary story I tell, where them three billionaires Mukesh, Anil, Adani and we'll even throw in Bill Gates as the fourth for good measure or just to give it an international flav
  • Let's Sting Ourselves..!
    Was watching a video clip of a policeman caught taking a bribe and realized today is the age of sting operations, when we quietly film each other’s misdeeds! No minister, policeman or public official is safe
  • Bring ‘Em Back..!
    Most everyone the world over are wondering why Biden was in such a hurry to bring his American troops back, and since I make it a point whenever I’m in Washington, to get myself photographed outside the White
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