Bob’s Banter

  • Bowling a Maiden Over..!
    If you think our maidens are not into cricket you should hear what happened to my fictitious bachelor friend Prem when he returned home after a night out with the boys: His mother who's been longing to see a ba
  • Speechless and Silent..!
    My voice is playing truant again, and I remember an incident a few years ago, just before a choral concert, when my voice took a walk! “Come back!” I shouted silently, but only a hoarse guttural sound came
  • Political Godmen Teachers..!
    “Bob!” said the voice at the other end, “You would fit well as the principal of our godmen school!”It was a few hours after reaching the Godman School, I was summoned hastily for a meeting, “What’s
  • The Wheelchair..!
    These were words I saw in a mosque in Fatehpur Sikri: “The world is a bridge, pass over it, but build not your dwelling there!”The great Fuller was one day taken to the Bank of England, where one of the cle
  • Wasted Biceps and Triceps..!
    Now, I could be talkin’ ‘bout about any one of the ageing Khans or maybe any other actor: So I see one of the ageing Khans trying to show his bare chest to the public, he loves pulling off upper wear and in
  • A Collector’s Item..!
    Many years ago, a young priest told me he was going to do his doctorate. Now, I know that doctorates for priests in our country are a dime a dozen and many small colleges and seminaries offer the same, “Why d
  • Hugs, Rape and Silence..!
    The bearded headman and his fat bald assistant looked at each other worried, “I have to travel to other rich villages and hug their chieftains!” said the bearded headman, “and hopefully they will not ask
  • Partying, Prayers and His Presence..!
    Something that happens with increasing frequency in a party where everybody is on the floor, swirling and moving passionately to good music under the expert guidance of a professional emcee is the host turning
  • Twisted Umbrella Handle..!
    This happened over a decade ago, and it was a bit of a nasty fall I had that morning. It had been raining all night and yet I’d decided to go for my morning walk, and so with my umbrella firmly in hand I ente
  • Don’t Keep Sally..!
    It was a video clip of a lion, most probably an escapee from a zoo walking freely on a city bridge! The person shooting the video, had even rolled his glass down to get a closer shot, obviously excited that he
  • The Maturity of Faith..!
    Yesterday, at lunch I met a young lady from Manipur, and in her eyes saw sadness, “They have decided to kill each other till they finish each other!” she told me, and there was sorrow in her voice.Yes, we k
  • The Man At The Well..!
    This happened two thousand years ago when a Man rested at a well.A woman walked wearily to the same well outside the city. Her body ached and her mind cried out for peace. Her man had taunted her again this mor
  • Spending Precious Dollars..!
    “How many bottles did you bring back?”“Bottles?” I ask.“Booze Bob, booze! Didn’t you just return from Turkey? Do you know how much cheaper it is in Duty Free?”“No,” I tell them, “I didn’t
  • Words That Make a Difference..!
    It was my late mother some years ago who sent me this meaningful piece, maybe remembering how I was so terrible at mathematics in school. A story about how just one word of praise helped a shy student break thr
  • Grab and Hold..!
    How often we look at others and envy them their power and position, forgetting that most of us get equal chances of bettering ourselves, it’s only that we don’t grab opportunities that come our way:A young
  • Tall Man..!
    The guide taking us on a tour of Istanbul was extremely articulate and expressive, suddenly he whispered, “There will be times,” he said, “when I will have to refer to our great leader, and I might not ta
  • Rocking My Life Away..!
    A picture of a rocking chair in an advertisement of an old aged home, got me interested. ‘Relax!’ it said, “And let your life rock away!”I looked at it, and felt a sense of peace and calm. “Imagine!
  • If Pimples Are Your Problem..!
     As a teenager, a problem I quite often faced was pimples, and sometimes that single pimple sprouting out of my face on an important occasion could wreck my confidence and my evening! I remember an ad that
  • Identify Your Baggage..!
    Have you seen somebody carrying a load of baggage, no not a passenger at a railway station or airport, but someone with a guilty past, failure, lack of confidence, someone who doesn’t know that all he’s got
  • Slacken Your Bow..!
    Something I hear very often is the word, ‘stress’.According to a Greek legend, in ancient Athens a man noticed the great storyteller Aesop playing childish games with some little boys. He laughed and jeered
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