Bob’s Banter

  • Cancer and the Dancer..!
    Very often I have people telling me of their problems. Most are genuine, some terrible and then I remember Tej. She was a dancer and one of the happiest people I’d ever met in my life. There was not a moment
  • They Know Not What They Do.!
    He was the former president of a local rotary club, and I wondered at his sad face, “What happened?” I asked, concerned.“I got a call from the incoming president, he told me not to come for his installati
  • It’s You..!
    I remember once many years ago, catching a flight and standing in line for my security check; suddenly a family of eight walked down the line to the head of the queue and the father and another gentleman who I
  • You Are Needed..!
    How important it is for us to feel needed. As we get older we feel more and more that we are not needed anymore; not needed to make decisions, to shoulder burdens, that we are useless. Here’s a little inciden
  • Selling Joy Sir?
    I read that the PM was going to lead the Yoga Day celebrations at the UN!I’m glad yoga is being exported from India, and that slowly the whole world is realizing that attaining peace and joy are more importan
  • Hold Tight to Your Dream..!
    “I also wanted to be a writer!” is something I hear at practically every party or gathering I go to. “Oh!” I exclaim politely, “Then what happened?” “People dissuaded me from being one!
  • Apply Yourself.!
    “Apply yourself..” Lee IacoccaAs fathers struggle to make ends meet and mothers struggle to bring up their families, you hear them longing for the day when they’ll have nothing to do.“Ah Bob!” they sa
  • Helplessness to Independence..!
    “Come back!” I shouted at my dog a few years ago, when he was alive, but my huge German-Shepherd pretended he hadn’t heard my voice as he chased the poor, thin, undernourished, straggly bitch, who suddenl
  • Boris and His Lockdown Parties..!
    From his hairstyle I knew he was a Boris Johnson fan, and watched as he, Boris like, swept his unkempt, unruly hair into a more unkempt, unruly Boris mess. “Looks like your former Prime Minister Boris Johnson
  • Hot as Hell..!
    “How’s the heat in Bombay, Bob?” asks a friend. “Hot as hell!” I say, wiping the sweat flowing down my brow, then ask myself, “What do I know of hell, that I can compare the heat around me with
  • Fooled by the Golden Glow..!
    The other day someone told me his sister had bought a phone worth a huge amount. “But your sister’s just picked up a job!” I said.“With her job, she applied for a credit card!” I was told.And today, t
  • Tyrants, with Slaves at Home..!
    A few years ago, I'd gone to spend a month in Europe and when I boarded the Alitalia flight back home, there was an incredible childlike ecstasy like nothing I'd ever experienced before. I actually felt like da
  • 4th Man in the Fire..!
    Good ole Kapil Dev!Not only did he lead the cricket team of 1983 to a World Cup victory, but he set hearts afire yesterday as he led the same team to announce their complete support to the protesting girl wrest
  • Keep a Balance..!
    “Is today a holiday?” I asked my driver as I observed the roads empty.“All the people are up there!” said my driver. I wondered what he meant, then realised he was pointing to the metro line, running al
  • Appeasing Minorities..!
    “Stop appeasing the minorities!” shout the majority in the country. Hearing these shouts, I decided to fairly and unbiasedly look into their angry cry. I did and realized how better to think of the country
  • Inaction for a Greater Cause..!
    It wasn’t the fact that she was murdered in broad daylight that got me horrified, nor was it the fact that the public did nothing to save her from sixteen stab wounds, and even more that a concrete slab was u
  • Go Climb your Everest..!
    "70 years on, Norgay and Hillary’s sons unite to celebrate Himalayan feat..” Times of India, May 29th  At 11:30 a.m. on May 29, 1953, Edmund Hillary of New Zealand, and Tenzing Norgay, a Sherpa of Nepa
  • Wagging Our Own Tails..!
    My daughter was furious as she walked into the room. “What are you doing dad?” she exclaimed. “Wagging the dog’s tail!” I replied very matter of fact, as I physically held my bewildered dog and forcib
  • Rahul’s Small Nudge..!
    Rahul Gandhi’s popularity is on the rise, and I’d like to imagine, it could have been a small nudge from his mother. Maybe it went like this: “Rahul, please don’t think that you are the inheritor of the
  • The Two Thousand Rupee Note..!
    Robert ClementsA few weeks after the nation was reeling under the shock of demonetization, like a white flag appearing from a trench, after a pitched battle, the two- thousand- rupee note appeared. It was like
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