Bob’s Banter

  • A Collector’s Item..!
    Many years ago, a young priest told me he was going to do his doctorate. Now, I know that doctorates for priests in our country are a dime a dozen and many small colleges and seminaries offer the same, “Why d
  • Hugs, Rape and Silence..!
    The bearded headman and his fat bald assistant looked at each other worried, “I have to travel to other rich villages and hug their chieftains!” said the bearded headman, “and hopefully they will not ask
  • Partying, Prayers and His Presence..!
    Something that happens with increasing frequency in a party where everybody is on the floor, swirling and moving passionately to good music under the expert guidance of a professional emcee is the host turning
  • Twisted Umbrella Handle..!
    This happened over a decade ago, and it was a bit of a nasty fall I had that morning. It had been raining all night and yet I’d decided to go for my morning walk, and so with my umbrella firmly in hand I ente
  • Don’t Keep Sally..!
    It was a video clip of a lion, most probably an escapee from a zoo walking freely on a city bridge! The person shooting the video, had even rolled his glass down to get a closer shot, obviously excited that he
  • The Maturity of Faith..!
    Yesterday, at lunch I met a young lady from Manipur, and in her eyes saw sadness, “They have decided to kill each other till they finish each other!” she told me, and there was sorrow in her voice.Yes, we k
  • The Man At The Well..!
    This happened two thousand years ago when a Man rested at a well.A woman walked wearily to the same well outside the city. Her body ached and her mind cried out for peace. Her man had taunted her again this mor
  • Spending Precious Dollars..!
    “How many bottles did you bring back?”“Bottles?” I ask.“Booze Bob, booze! Didn’t you just return from Turkey? Do you know how much cheaper it is in Duty Free?”“No,” I tell them, “I didn’t
  • Words That Make a Difference..!
    It was my late mother some years ago who sent me this meaningful piece, maybe remembering how I was so terrible at mathematics in school. A story about how just one word of praise helped a shy student break thr
  • Grab and Hold..!
    How often we look at others and envy them their power and position, forgetting that most of us get equal chances of bettering ourselves, it’s only that we don’t grab opportunities that come our way:A young
  • Tall Man..!
    The guide taking us on a tour of Istanbul was extremely articulate and expressive, suddenly he whispered, “There will be times,” he said, “when I will have to refer to our great leader, and I might not ta
  • Rocking My Life Away..!
    A picture of a rocking chair in an advertisement of an old aged home, got me interested. ‘Relax!’ it said, “And let your life rock away!”I looked at it, and felt a sense of peace and calm. “Imagine!
  • If Pimples Are Your Problem..!
     As a teenager, a problem I quite often faced was pimples, and sometimes that single pimple sprouting out of my face on an important occasion could wreck my confidence and my evening! I remember an ad that
  • Identify Your Baggage..!
    Have you seen somebody carrying a load of baggage, no not a passenger at a railway station or airport, but someone with a guilty past, failure, lack of confidence, someone who doesn’t know that all he’s got
  • Slacken Your Bow..!
    Something I hear very often is the word, ‘stress’.According to a Greek legend, in ancient Athens a man noticed the great storyteller Aesop playing childish games with some little boys. He laughed and jeered
  • Cancer and the Dancer..!
    Very often I have people telling me of their problems. Most are genuine, some terrible and then I remember Tej. She was a dancer and one of the happiest people I’d ever met in my life. There was not a moment
  • They Know Not What They Do.!
    He was the former president of a local rotary club, and I wondered at his sad face, “What happened?” I asked, concerned.“I got a call from the incoming president, he told me not to come for his installati
  • It’s You..!
    I remember once many years ago, catching a flight and standing in line for my security check; suddenly a family of eight walked down the line to the head of the queue and the father and another gentleman who I
  • You Are Needed..!
    How important it is for us to feel needed. As we get older we feel more and more that we are not needed anymore; not needed to make decisions, to shoulder burdens, that we are useless. Here’s a little inciden
  • Selling Joy Sir?
    I read that the PM was going to lead the Yoga Day celebrations at the UN!I’m glad yoga is being exported from India, and that slowly the whole world is realizing that attaining peace and joy are more importan
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